Summer 2026
It were an ordinary morning. XXX Video “Yes, sorry, got it all over the fridge door,” he admitted. Summer 2026
It were an ordinary morning. “Look ball park, Illegal, Arab, no cunt no tits say sixty quid,” I said, “Caucasian full works about nine grand.”
“Why the difference?” he asked. “Not since Labour won 2024 election, July 4th I think it was,” I explained , “You just fill in an online form on the “You Gov” website and Robert’s your mothers brother.”
“Oh,” he said. “Yes, sorry, got it all over the fridge door,” he admitted. “Too much fucking information,” I said “Look do you really want to have DD tits wobbling about, can’t you just goof off to videos instead of wobbling around on size 12 stillettos and having to shave your chin four times
