We was down the Flying Horse one night having a few bevvies Al and me when this bloke in a tracksuit with a clipboard and stopwatch walks in. X Video “Drunk?” Big Yin the five foot two anorexic Scotsman that was behind the bar protested, “They’ve barely wetted their lips, a half each is all they had!”
“Then where have they been drinking?” the guy asks. “And a total fucking waste of time,” I said, “Look at them weedy prats.” I said and pointed. I got me stuff out of Lionel’s car and Suzanne drove me to her dads gaff, it must have had thirteen bedrooms or so and stood on a hillside looking west, she reckoned you could see Blackpool Tower on a clear day. “She’s just done a PB!” he snapped, “What did you
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