A high five, ‘cause you’re alive!”
Before game time, Sean observes Fred being friendly with all three Cub pitchers. “Hello.”
“Hi Roxanne. XXX Weber needs a lot of TLC.”
“Tomato, lettuce and cottage cheese—I don’t get it.”
Laughing, “No. Are you takin’ the piss?”
“Alex, I still hate you for being gay, but I’m sorry too. I feel bad I body-slammed you last month. They simply appreciate the change, but doubt that it will last. Fred’s father watches intently from the sideline. Why don’t you come with us Saturday?”
Laughing uncomfortably, “Are you out of your mind!?”
“Obviously. … He’s dying! It sounds boring though.”
“I’m not thrilled either. “It looks like everyone figured out respect.




















