“Fucking hell Al, you’re on!” I gasped. “So?” I said,
“Two hundred and six out of one three hundred and eighteen ballot papers issued.” he said, “Said Fuck the BNP or something similar.”
“So they fucking hate me,” I said “Big deal!”
“But of the unspoiled papers you had fifty two votes,” he said, “The UK Independence Party candidate thirty eight and.”
“You won!” Sandra said, “Johnno, you won!”
“Fucking hell!” I said and I fainted. XXX “They fucking throw stuff and all,” Billy Hillman added, “I went down town hall to a meeting and got smacked with a rotten egg.”
“Christ,” I said
“And I broke two fingers when I smacked the bastard what chucked it,” he added. “Right, I got nothing against Lesbians,” I said, “Al’s got some good videos of.”
“Mr Althwaite, please!” Miss Ash exclaimed as she blushed
