Honestly, given the security going on yesterday and the way he’s run from your sister’s overtures of adoration before, whatever gave you the idea that they were snogging during the ‘shoot yesterday? Just to keep you up-to-date on my modus operandi:
a) Take over the Ministry
b) Imprison all Opponents in Azkaban (that’s you, Tom)
c) Insert my new world order
Please insert a physical exercise regimen for the troops. Xx video F&G
To: Lord Voldemort
From: Harry Potter
Re: Our Last Mmail
Hey, Tom,
Haven’t heard from you lately. Apparently, the corrective potion for your ‘little’ problem gave you some big brassy balls. Surgically. To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team
From: Your Captains
Re: Today’s Game
Ladies and Gents:
McGonagall recommends we meet in her office an hour before game time.
